Dear uterus: you suck. Love, the brain.
Feb. 4th, 2011 03:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
st_jane_ambulanceDear reproductive system,
I don't really appreciate the expansion pack "upgrade" you seem to have had installed recently. I didn't really feel like I was missing out on Extra Symptoms™ as I already had the cramps, mood swings, and the Sensitive Boobies Early Warning System, and they've been a riot. If you keep this up, I just might investigate some hormone treatment to get you toned down, see if I don't.
Of course, the real kicker is that I don't actually plan to use you for anything, so basically all this suffering you put me through is ENTIRELY POINTLESS.
Thanks for nothing,
Marie >:(
I don't really appreciate the expansion pack "upgrade" you seem to have had installed recently. I didn't really feel like I was missing out on Extra Symptoms™ as I already had the cramps, mood swings, and the Sensitive Boobies Early Warning System, and they've been a riot. If you keep this up, I just might investigate some hormone treatment to get you toned down, see if I don't.
Of course, the real kicker is that I don't actually plan to use you for anything, so basically all this suffering you put me through is ENTIRELY POINTLESS.
Thanks for nothing,
Marie >:(
