Ryan Murphy, I want to be your bitch.

House and Nip/Tuck are back! And I think I died during both.

Aside from the phone ringing every five minutes, and my car being in the body shop, and being out of water, today was swell. I found kick-ass boots at Goodwill with big heels and buckles that will be great for my pirate costume. They come up to mid-calf. Also, my Stargate mag finally came out today. And House has no cane.

Christian is in love with Sean!?! Asgdlkk;amnffdjh!!!! I'm so happy I could die. Last year I was on vicodin for the premiere but this year I got a better high (plus no constipation and very little nausea!). He's just having a little bit of denial. He was willing to cut off his own hand last year to save Sean's fingers! If that's not love, I don't know what is. That show is such a drug.

I want a television in my dorm or someone's going to get hurt.