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I watched Dungeons & Dragons last night. Pathetic, I know. But Justin Whalin is beautiful, Jeremy Irons looks fabulous, the heroine's realistic in appearance, and the dwarf is now in Pirates of the Caribbean. The whole thing was much slashier than I remember, which is always tons of fun. First of all, there's this whole quest for the "Rod of Savrille" that controls red dragons. That's some rod! Damodar was so Profion's bitch. It is apparent to me that half the movie is miscast, and Thora Birch's part totally doesn't suit her, but Bruce Payne's acting is still hilarious and everybody gets to make fun of him. And, as Hez once pointed out, the elf looks like Chris Kattan. I don't think I'll EVER forget about that. Yes, the movie is awful. Yes, I love it.

I'm just counting on Eragon being better. At least it's based on an actual book and not somebody's RPG adventure, so that should help. Better luck this time, Jeremy Irons (please!).

Eragon comes out in just over three months. I hate having to wait for the first movie AND the last book. Not fair.

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Fell down stairs. Sprained finger. Hurts like bitch.