song time!

Joxer the Mighty,
He's very tidy,
Everyone admires him,
He's so handsome it's a sin,
When you're in jeopardy,
Don't call the cavalry,
There's a better remedy
(Though he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus he's good company,
He's Joxer!
Joxer the Mighty!