More Generator Funtimes

New random stuff generators are always a hoot. This one's a newspaper headline generator made by some swell British folks.

COULD BRUSSELS MOLEST THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
Sure, why not?

WILL HOODIES GIVE BRITAIN'S FARMERS SWINE FLU?
If they're made out of bacon!

COULD GORDON BROWN GIVE PROPERTY PRICES SWINE FLU?
He could try.

COULD FACEBOOK BURGLE BRITAIN'S SWANS?
Facebook will burgle us all one day. Even the swans are not safe.

ARE GYPSIES SCROUNGING OFF YOUR PENSION?
You Gypsies get off my pension!

WILL DUMBING-DOWN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MORTGAGE?
Just when you thought you could hide from Rule 34, it finds you yet again.

WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS SWINE FLU?
It's a massive conspiracy with the goal of changing the name to Swan Flu.

HAVE THE UNIONS MADE ENGLAND IMPOTENT?
Won't those Hetalia fans be disappointed!

ARE GAYS GIVING BRITAIN'S FARMERS DIABETES?
It's not THAT kind of disease.