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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Robin Hood and Snakes on a Plane.
The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!
Even crackier if it's Disney's animated Robin Hood.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rocky Horror Picture Show and Phantom of the Opera.
The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!
God, I so want this to be an actual musical.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Law & Order and ER. 
The story should use evil clones as a plot device!
I want an evil Jack McCoy clone!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Sesame Street. 
The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
This could actually be pretty damn funny.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Quantum Leap and M*A*S*H. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!
Sam leaps into Klinger.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Law & Order and Mortal Kombat. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!
Hell, forget the fic. I want a Mortal Kombat style game with Law & Order characters and I want it NOW.
(And Objection! needs to be a form of attack.)

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scooby Doo and Kill Bill. The story should use body switching as a plot device!
I don't need to comment on how hilarious that would be.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining A-Team and The Real World. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!
Oh, god. Knowing about the off-screen feud between George Peppard and Mr. T, it wouldn't be pretty.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Space Ghost and Iron Chef. The story should use bondage as a plot device!
Heh.