veni vidi vici
Apr. 15th, 2009 04:26 pmMy account at FF.N is now storyless so I can... not exactly flame people, but at least call them out when they're being retarded. I did my first one for some idiot with a 43-chapter LOTR marysue whose author note was all like, "screw you, I don't want your constructive criticism" and "it's fanfiction so I can rape canon as much as I want". It felt very good.
I won't be a complete bitch. Only to people who are really asking for it, like all the morons who think their stories are soooo great and bitch and moan when they get a review that doesn't say "omg ur storie iz so gr8 plz ad moar!!!1" Even ones who can spell, like that one chick... dear god. She actually said in her author's note (among other things because the thing was fucking dense) "You're not our editor, we didn't ask you to review, and you don't get a vote." Earth to brat. You're not the greatest writer that ever lived. You're better than Stephenie Meyer, but not by much. And frankly, even the best writers have their critics.
Jeezus. If you can't stand the heat, get off the internets. Her story wasn't even that good.
I won't be a complete bitch. Only to people who are really asking for it, like all the morons who think their stories are soooo great and bitch and moan when they get a review that doesn't say "omg ur storie iz so gr8 plz ad moar!!!1" Even ones who can spell, like that one chick... dear god. She actually said in her author's note (among other things because the thing was fucking dense) "You're not our editor, we didn't ask you to review, and you don't get a vote." Earth to brat. You're not the greatest writer that ever lived. You're better than Stephenie Meyer, but not by much. And frankly, even the best writers have their critics.
Jeezus. If you can't stand the heat, get off the internets. Her story wasn't even that good.
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