Relative Dimension

I just finished watching Twin Peaks and aside from the "ending" (which is what I was pissed about last night), the show has made it into my top five. I loved it so freaking much. It was AWESOME. I didn't know David Lynch could be funny. He himself played a recurring character who was hilarious. I also feel somewhat priviledged to know that I am probably one of relatively few people in the world who knows who killed Laura Palmer. And no, I'm not telling.

Favorite things about the show:
the Adorable/Gorgeous Kyle MacLachlan as eccentric Special Agent Dale Cooper
Agent Cooper and his coffee/cherry pie/jelly donut fixations
Deputy Andy, whose heart is bigger than his brain
David Lynch as Cooper's near-deaf boss, who shouts at everybody except for Shelley Johnson, who he can hear perfectly
Heather Graham as Annie, with whom Cooper was smitten at first glance
everybody who is married in Twin Peaks is having an affair with somebody else
secrets and lies in abuncance
David Duchovny in drag
creepy shenanigans in the woods
evil owls and talking logs
dark and creepy, yet often hysterically funny
Ted Raimi was in half an episode

Questions I still have:
What happened to Audrey, Pete, James, Donna, Josie, Annie, Leo, Nadine, Ed, Norma, and that one chick?
If the owls are not what they seem, then what are they, exactly?
Did the Black Lodge always look that way, or is that a recent thing?
Where on earth did Jerry go for the last bunch of episodes?
Why, in the name of everything good, if David Lynch had the chance to make a movie afterwards, did he make a PREQUEL?!?
Who the HELL is Diane??

Now that I've thoroughly confused everybody, I'm going to do something else for a while, and watch Dune later.

I want to see Blue Velvet again.