Relative Dimension

I recently became aware of a comm called fandomsecrets, in which people anonymously have graphics posted with a secret they have regarding a given fandom. Some of them were pretty funny, some weren't, and some completely flew over my head. I thought a few times about secrets I might like to post, but then I realized I don't really have any.

Not that I'm exactly active in online fandom. But generally, I'm pretty open with this sort of thing. I'm a laid-back kind of fan and pretty easy to please. There are things about my fandoms I may not have told people, but I couldn't think of anything for which I feel a need to keep secret.

So, I started thinking of things that weren't. I am that bored. Without the graphics, this time, because I'm fucking lazy. Maybe later.
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