Happy Hogwarts Fun Hour, 1/17

Well, last summer I promised to unearth Happy Hogwarts Fun Hour, and now I actually have the time to edit and post it. For those of you who were not there (or have convenienty forgotten), a few years ago Erica and I were remembering what fun we had as the 7:00 gang on the Planet Hippo chatroom way back when, and we decided to do something similar with our now highly-corrupted minds. We chose Harry Potter as our fandom and invited Delaney to join us, and we sort of role-played this thing more or less on the fly in MSN Messenger once a week. We each chose characters and bastardized them to our hearts' content in ways that would have J. K. Rowling rising from her grave to seek revenge on us were she dead (god forbid).

A few cautions: there's not too much to be offended by in this one: hints of slash and solicitation, but it will get stronger in following issues, believe me. There will be, at the very least, copious amounts of slash and love prisms. I know there's at least one person who's found this journal accidentally. Seriously, if you don't know me, or are not okay with this sort of thing, I don't suggest you read this.

Also, my deepest apologies to Ms. Rowling. We were only having fun. We love her stories, and no offense is meant.

Happy Hogwarts Fun Hour, Part the First
by Erica & Marie
April 6, 2004

Wherein the students return to Hogwarts, Neville summons a wood elf, and Hermione's the only one not getting laid.
And that's just chapter one.

( Bring on the madness! )

Otherwise: I finally saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Wow.

Happy Hogwarts Fun Hour 2/17

I'm wearing the Gryffindor hat I just finished making a couple of hours ago, and I finished polishing the second session, so here it is.
Happy Hogwarts Fun Hour, Part the Second

In which Hermione's underground porn ring is discovered, Snape makes Harry an offer he can't refuse, and Seamus keeps popping in and out of existence.

( Beware! Scandal ahead! )